weesnawww

I live in Malaysia. We've got lots of food and cultures here, but we're only famous for losing a plane. Go figure.

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

I will stop the dogs!

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msjayjustice:

Captains Marvel! and Ms Marvel! I was so happy to finally get a photo with some of my favorite people in these costumes!

Carol Danvers is bellechere
Monica Rambeau is  Jay Justice
Kamala Khan is blackflame16 

Both photos are by patloika 

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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sweetcornvevo:

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i miss the old nicki minaj

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gaayvinofree:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

by panic! at the disco

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vengerturtle:

on the plus side, I found something that finds your untagged posts if you want to go back and ya know

tag em

dwninfinity:

dwninfinity:

I JUST RREEMMEBEREd FULLMETAL BACKYARdIGANS IM LITEARLLY IN  TEARS RIGHT NOW OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHB MY GOSSSSHHHHHHH 

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