“Who’s your best friend?”
i came to drink milk and kick ass. and i’ve just finished my milk
This is the best picture of my dog ever taken
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice.
No this gif is sign that bitches better run because a Nazgul is coming.
The LotR fandom is starting to ruin hipster posts, my life is now complete. :D
well it was bloody time
I’m, uh, I don’t know what I’m doing right now
"I got Chex Mix to tweet at Nirvana" — me to my grand-nieces because nobody will have kids with me