pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

CHANCHAN!

i can’t stop laughing!

(Source: puffbronfman)

letshope:

Feel like this?

(Source: bored-im)

➣ Hannibal: minimalist characters

(Source: rickmadden)

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)

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runningthroughmymemories:

radic0le:

my heart just melted out of my ass.

That’s not healthy, you should see a doctor about that

(Source: togifs)

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

godtiercosbytop:

a-doitsu-made-fullmetal:

A Homestuck AU in which Karkat owns a butter substitute company called ‘GUESS WHAT FUCKER! THIS AIN’T BUTTER’

I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 10 minutes.